Rat-Mazta's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[(old vers)Dead Rain 2]

Excellent

That was great, your graphics were exquisite. Trust me, the insides of a person's body are almost excatly as you portrayed them. My only complaint, the one that dropped you from a 10 to a 9 is that the music was almost non-existent, and that there were few actual action scenes.

[Alien Report Part III]

Listen here...

... Why have you not contacted an agency, or even myself about this? Why is this not a multi=million dollard production? But most importantly, WHY THE FUCK IS PART 4 NOT OUT YET?!?!?!?! This is the best series ever thought of, let alone actually brought into creation. Drop me a line at [e-mail] if you ever decide that your cool and want to spread your glorious work through out the planet. I have lived almost evrywher you can imagine, and trust me, this is the best show i have seen. Also, having lived in so many places, I have gained a few contacts in the medi a buisness. Trust me when I say this buddy, this is better than any thing Akira Toriyama has ever made. Please continue.

[Evolution of the Unicorn]

I loved it.

That was the most contemporary film on new grounds. I can't belive that anyone can possibly say that they did not like it, and truly meen it. Great animation, great concept, and most of all, it wasn't full of gore, and crude shit! Thank you for being brave and submitting something that wasn't supposed to be evil or depressing or even 'art'. You poke the truth, and you submitted a piece of contemporary magic. I applaude you.

TypeQueen responds:

Thanks for your review - I was not sure how well received a film like this would be on Newgrounds, but I thought this site could use some diversity. :-)

[The Day Yoshi Lost It]

EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was great! Im really happy you made yoshi the star, cuz he's the best Mario character. Unfourtunately, like TwilightAurora, I had to dock marks cuz he died, but great anyway.

[Zelda Heroic Rage 3]

Pretty Great

That was great, but as it is said, your drawing could use some work. If you ever need a drawing orsumthing, tell me and i'll drwa one for you, but don't expect to much in the way f actual animation to come from me. So like i said, drop me a line anytime at [e-mail]

[Retarded Toaster Ep1]

OMFG!!!

That was gr8!! I agree totally with el_foka on every aspect!! You did good kid, you did good. :D

[Le Cyclone]

Eh? Que ce que c'est ca?

Holy Crapido! You musn't know very much aabout french becaule, le cyclone is avtually spelt cyclon and it means whirl-wind, not gay surfing animation! Regarde ma blam aussi, salope!

Susil responds:

Too bad you can't speak english. And don't get me started... if you think I'm picking on someone who doesn't know how to speak english then check out my other review for an explanation:

I hate you all... This is bull shit! Just because it was in french and there was 1 or 2 goddamn mistakes everyone goes ape-shit! There's no reason for it! Some of the best flashes on NG have spelling and/or grammer mistakes and they don't get told off because of it! GOD! French isn't even my goddamn primary language! I barely know it! If a french person made a flash in english and it contained a couple MINOR errors (like mine) I wouldn't bother them! Would you? 'cause if you would then GO TO HELL!!!

[Redneck Gangsta Rap]

All my favorite are belong to this! :D

That was pimpin out da ears! 5/5!!!1 That was great, and hilarious, and dat song rocked!!!!!!1