Rat-Mazta's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Evolution of the Unicorn]

I loved it.

That was the most contemporary film on new grounds. I can't belive that anyone can possibly say that they did not like it, and truly meen it. Great animation, great concept, and most of all, it wasn't full of gore, and crude shit! Thank you for being brave and submitting something that wasn't supposed to be evil or depressing or even 'art'. You poke the truth, and you submitted a piece of contemporary magic. I applaude you.

TypeQueen responds:

Thanks for your review - I was not sure how well received a film like this would be on Newgrounds, but I thought this site could use some diversity. :-)

[Le Cyclone]

Eh? Que ce que c'est ca?

Holy Crapido! You musn't know very much aabout french becaule, le cyclone is avtually spelt cyclon and it means whirl-wind, not gay surfing animation! Regarde ma blam aussi, salope!

Susil responds:

Too bad you can't speak english. And don't get me started... if you think I'm picking on someone who doesn't know how to speak english then check out my other review for an explanation:

I hate you all... This is bull shit! Just because it was in french and there was 1 or 2 goddamn mistakes everyone goes ape-shit! There's no reason for it! Some of the best flashes on NG have spelling and/or grammer mistakes and they don't get told off because of it! GOD! French isn't even my goddamn primary language! I barely know it! If a french person made a flash in english and it contained a couple MINOR errors (like mine) I wouldn't bother them! Would you? 'cause if you would then GO TO HELL!!!

[Whitesican]

Excellente!

That was tottaly buena. Muoyi Bien! Sorry aboout my crappy spelling, but i only took like 1 spanish course in high school, so u know. Anyhow, great ass song. You are officially in my favourites list.

Beefy1 responds:

Woo! I'm somebody's favorite! Yay!
Soon...I shall rule the world! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!